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  {
    "slug": "2026-10-30-its-time-to-settle",
    "title": "It's Time to Settle",
    "hook": "I left a wish in a YouTube comment. Less than an hour later I had the parts of it working myself, using only the tools the app already had.",
    "date": "2026-10-30",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "git",
      "opensource",
      "saga",
      "t3code"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Off"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-28-better-call-sol",
    "title": "Better Call Sol",
    "hook": "I watched a YouTube video about a trick I already used. His version was fancier. Mine was about to get a better name.",
    "date": "2026-10-28",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "codereview",
      "skills",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Off"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-25-taking-over-the-workspace",
    "title": "Taking Over the Workspace",
    "hook": "For weeks my AI ran one of our workspaces on its own. It merged, built, deployed and tested, and nobody else touched that code. Then, for the first time, I asked it to set up a workspace I could look at too.",
    "date": "2026-10-25",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Off"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-25-out-for-today",
    "title": "Out for Today",
    "hook": "Every evening when I leave the office, even when the office is my kitchen table, I sign out in Slack with a message called Out for today. It lists everything I did that day. My AI writes it, because my AI was there for almost all of it. Last week a colleague told me it was too long.",
    "date": "2026-10-25",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "slack",
      "communication",
      "claude",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-18-two-nos-make-a-yes",
    "title": "Two Nos Make a Yes",
    "hook": "In July I wrote that I didn't know what to do with an AI code reviewer. By October one was reading every change our company makes, with a vote, and last week it objected to being overruled.",
    "date": "2026-10-18",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-18-making-our-app-leak-its-secrets",
    "title": "Making Our App Leak Its Secrets",
    "hook": "Every bug has two suspects: the app and the server. Normally I only interrogate the server, because the app won't talk. Today I made it talk, and halfway through my AI got stopped for cyber misconduct.",
    "date": "2026-10-18",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "skills",
      "ios",
      "debugging",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-11-factory-reset",
    "title": "Factory Reset",
    "hook": "In April I built a factory so AI could build software without me. By August, nothing went through it anymore.",
    "date": "2026-10-11",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "maestro",
      "automation",
      "security",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-09-anticipation",
    "title": "Anticipation",
    "hook": "Every command I write for my AI has one job before the real one: anticipate what the AI will do next, and tell it before it asks. The first colleague to try one got no head start at all. The command failed, the AI pondered, and then he pondered.",
    "date": "2026-10-09",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "skills",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-09-back-in-axion",
    "title": "Back in AXIon",
    "hook": "At lunch I was the one holding the iPad, turning it while my AI waited for my verdict. By the evening the AI was logging in and out of that iPad by itself.",
    "date": "2026-10-09",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "skills",
      "ios",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-07-not-my-first-rodeo",
    "title": "Not My First Rodeo",
    "hook": "One time too many, my AI told me it can't read the attachments on a ticket, or attach a screenshot. So I did its dirty work and dragged the screenshots in myself.",
    "date": "2026-10-07",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "skills",
      "jira",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-07-fixing-a-phone-app-on-the-phone-from-the-same-app",
    "title": "Fixing a Phone App on the Phone From the Same App",
    "hook": "I was in bed, on my phone, watching my AI drive a fake phone, to fix the app I was talking to it through.",
    "date": "2026-10-07",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "iphone",
      "debugging",
      "swift",
      "t3code"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-06-built-over-his-lunch-break",
    "title": "Built Over His Lunch Break",
    "hook": "I asked a colleague how we could build something new. Then he went to lunch. By the time he was back online, it was built, and the demo I gave him took longer than the build.",
    "date": "2026-10-06",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "browser",
      "password",
      "commandline",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Login Everywhere"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-04-on-the-shoulders-of-giants",
    "title": "On the Shoulders of Giants",
    "hook": "This morning I built a YouTube watcher. It will never watch a single video.",
    "date": "2026-10-04",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "youtube",
      "automation",
      "agent",
      "obsidian",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-03-my-new-slick-cli",
    "title": "My New Slick CLI",
    "hook": "Six months ago, I had an AI send two colleagues a poem and a joke in Slack. Today the same two got a zip file from me, sent by a tool that didn't exist that morning.",
    "date": "2026-10-03",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "slack",
      "commandline",
      "sharing",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Pet Projects"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-03-improving-the-tool-that-builds-the-tools",
    "title": "Improving the Tool That Builds the Tools",
    "hook": "Last week I asked for one improvement to the tool I use every day. Nobody answered. This morning I asked my AI what it would take to build it myself.",
    "date": "2026-10-03",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "ios",
      "git",
      "sharing",
      "saga",
      "t3code"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Pet Projects"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-03-a-fableous-story-from-the-past",
    "title": "A Fableous Story From the Past",
    "hook": "There's a watchdog in one of our systems that hasn't barked in three months. For years before that, it barked every few weeks, and nothing was ever wrong.",
    "date": "2026-10-03",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "debugging",
      "agent",
      "claude",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-03-blume",
    "title": "Blume",
    "hook": "Blume is German for flower. That was the initial joke when I put a 🌼 on our company's links page.",
    "date": "2026-10-03",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "emoji",
      "ios",
      "appstore",
      "claude",
      "webdesign",
      "sharing",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Pet Projects"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-10-01-who-signs-for-claude",
    "title": "Who Signs for Claude?",
    "hook": "I asked an open-source app to take my plugin into its own code. Minutes later a robot blocked it: one of my contributors hadn't signed the contract. The contributor was Claude.",
    "date": "2026-10-01",
    "month": "2026-10",
    "tags": [
      "voice",
      "ai",
      "opensource",
      "github",
      "claude",
      "saga",
      "whisper"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Whisper"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-27-how-i-spend-my-tokens",
    "title": "How I Spend My Tokens",
    "hook": "The last thing the AI told me before my allowance ran out was that it was pushing my page to Confluence. It wasn't. When the allowance came back, I typed \\\"Continue\\\", and it did the exact same thing again.",
    "date": "2026-09-27",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "claude",
      "copilot",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "ai"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-27-its-about-the-little-things",
    "title": "It's About the Little Things",
    "hook": "This evening I asked Claude why my blog links show up in the chat app Discord as a bare link. I ended up with a perfect little card with my signature shark.",
    "date": "2026-09-27",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "blog",
      "webdesign",
      "rss",
      "easteregg",
      "claude",
      "shark"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-26-claudial-of-service",
    "title": "Claudial of Service",
    "hook": "My Mac slowed to a snail's pace. Activity Monitor said a tiny helper for my desk gadget was using 50 gigabytes of memory. I had stopped that helper days ago. Or I thought I had.",
    "date": "2026-09-26",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "claude",
      "bluetooth",
      "memory",
      "macos",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Maker"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-26-claude-makes-things",
    "title": "Claude Makes Things",
    "hook": "Half an hour after I opened the box, a gadget I wasn't sure I could even get running was showing me how much of my AI allowance I had left this week.",
    "date": "2026-09-26",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "claude",
      "copilot",
      "embedded",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Maker"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-22-or-else",
    "title": "Or Else",
    "hook": "There's a day your kids stop asking. Mine did it twice in two days, and both times the kid was an AI.",
    "date": "2026-09-22",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "claude",
      "git",
      "security",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AI Parenting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-26-axi-all-the-things",
    "title": "AXI All the Things",
    "hook": "I just got a notification on my phone: one of my testers' apps had crashed. It didn't say where.",
    "date": "2026-09-26",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "skills",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-26-dashboard-for-one",
    "title": "Dashboard for One",
    "hook": "When AI 10x's your work, it 10x's your tickets too. The tracker I had didn't show them the way I work anymore. I could keep my work in two places, or write myself a different view.",
    "date": "2026-09-26",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "dashboard",
      "ipad",
      "productivity"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-26-a-team-of-strangers",
    "title": "A Team of Strangers",
    "hook": "I've never met most of my team. One made the model, one ported it, one shrank it, one merges the code, one tested it in Andalusian Spanish. I learned who most of them were from a page my AI kept.",
    "date": "2026-09-26",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "voice",
      "ai",
      "opensource",
      "github",
      "saga",
      "whisper"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Whisper"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-20-voice-input-revisited",
    "title": "Voice Input Revisited",
    "hook": "I asked my AI to build a plugin for the newest speech model I'd heard about that morning. It came back: done, everything streams, just start it on your GPU box. I don't have a GPU box.",
    "date": "2026-09-20",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "voice",
      "ai",
      "opensource",
      "macos",
      "localai",
      "saga",
      "whisper"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Whisper"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-19-extending-the-tail",
    "title": "Extending the Tail",
    "hook": "An AI had submitted code for review. I was on the couch with my iPad and wanted to review it there. The review tool only works from my desk. I had a recipe in my notes for exactly this — written three months ago, never turned into a script. Today I handed those notes to an AI and said: make this work.",
    "date": "2026-09-19",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "networking",
      "macos",
      "ai",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Couch computing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-14-the-couch-group",
    "title": "The couch group",
    "hook": "I keep notes on every service I run. Which port, which address, which flags for the home network — keeping track of them is a hassle. So I started a research project to offload all of it to a tool. It found exactly what I wanted.",
    "date": "2026-09-14",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ipad",
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Couch computing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-12-a-hoarders-dream",
    "title": "couch-serve: A Hoarder's Dream",
    "hook": "I'd spent months making everything on my Mac reachable from my iPad. On Saturday I noticed the one thing that wasn't: the movies on my external hard drive.",
    "date": "2026-09-12",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "nodejs",
      "ipad",
      "streaming",
      "ai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Couch computing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-06-qwen-revisited",
    "title": "Qwen Revisited",
    "hook": "Three weeks ago a model on my laptop designed a Japanese temple and never got to see it. On Sunday I gave it a third try. The temple appeared on my iPad on the first attempt — and by evening the model had looked at a photo of it and pointed at its own mistakes.",
    "date": "2026-09-10",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "localai",
      "webgl",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-05-every-login-all-at-once",
    "title": "Every Login All at Once",
    "hook": "Most of Saturday went into one wrong assumption. The AI and I blamed the iOS 27 beta for eating keystrokes. The real culprit was a stuck process on my Mac, and I literally had to kill it twice because it refused to die.",
    "date": "2026-09-10",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "ios",
      "simulator",
      "password",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Login Everywhere"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-09-05-redacted",
    "title": "Redacted",
    "hook": "I watched a video about a new Claude Code feature, hooks that can rewrite what the AI reads, and knew within a minute what I'd use it for. Then my research agent came back with its verdict: the feature doesn't exist.",
    "date": "2026-09-05",
    "month": "2026-09",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "security",
      "plugins",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AI Parenting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-30-the-checklist-id-been-following",
    "title": "The Checklist I'd Been Following for Ten Years",
    "hook": "A stranger's blog post gave a name to something I'd been doing for ten years without noticing. An hour later I was checking my own work against his ten rules.",
    "date": "2026-08-30",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "commandline",
      "automation",
      "skills",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AXI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-29-sharing-a-chat-with-myself-too",
    "title": "Sharing a Chat With Myself Too",
    "hook": "This morning an AI and I built a tool for finding my old conversations. Then I opened a different AI to write about it, and handed it the tool's first real job: find the conversation you were just built in. It came back empty-handed.",
    "date": "2026-08-29",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "memory",
      "skills",
      "obsidian",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-29-everything-was-correct-nothing-was-interesting",
    "title": "Everything Was Correct. Nothing Was Interesting.",
    "hook": "The source-code browser from yesterday's story let me enter the same project through features, structure, patterns, or dependencies. The next morning, I pointed the idea at my Obsidian vault. It came back with folders, broken links, and a list of notes that linked to each other. I had turned a way to explore into a plumbing report.",
    "date": "2026-08-29",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "obsidian",
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "visualisation"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-28-good-ideas-never-die",
    "title": "Good Ideas Never Die",
    "hook": "I showed a friend the VS Code extension I had just built. 'That's funny,' he said. 'I already use this. And you told me about it two years ago.'",
    "date": "2026-08-28",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "programming",
      "vscode"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-25-lost-in-compression",
    "title": "Lost in Compression — A 3-Bit Journey",
    "hook": "It started on Reddit: someone had benchmarked the exact model I already run, on the exact laptop I own, and it ran twice as fast — in an engine I'd written off months ago.",
    "date": "2026-08-25",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "claude",
      "localai",
      "underwater",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Fish Slop",
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-23-the-model-with-no-name",
    "title": "The Model With No Name",
    "hook": "My weekly AI budget hit 99% with one part of the saga still unwritten. The replacement cost nothing, refused to say who built it — and by evening it had its own fan page.",
    "date": "2026-08-23",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "agent"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-22-colormaxing-iii-in-public",
    "title": "Colormaxing III — In Public",
    "hook": "What did I do this Sunday? I went public with my first homegrown model — and added a demo Space where anyone can try it out for free, thanks to Hugging Face.",
    "date": "2026-08-22",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "ml",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Colormaxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-22-colormaxing-ii-benchmaxing-my-own-benchmark",
    "title": "Colormaxing II — Benchmaxing My Own Benchmark",
    "hook": "The initial plan was simple: run a test over all 60,000 colors and see how good the new model really is. The plan didn't hold for long. By the end of the day two models were competing — and even the original dataset was on trial.",
    "date": "2026-08-22",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "ml",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Colormaxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-22-colormaxing-i-how-many-parameters-does-one-job-need",
    "title": "Colormaxing I — How Many Parameters Does One Simple Job Need?",
    "hook": "I just watched a video about fine-tuning small AI models, and it overlaps with an experiment I ran the week before — my attempt to see whether naming colors could run entirely on my own laptop. After watching the video, I had one question: how many parameters would it take to do the job?",
    "date": "2026-08-22",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "ml",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Colormaxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-19-revisiting-impossible-counters",
    "title": "Revisiting Impossible Counters",
    "hook": "The first countdown I ever shipped was rigged. It sat on our graduating class's website, counting down to the Abitur, our final exams — and it lied: faster during the day, slower at night.",
    "date": "2026-08-19",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "agi",
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "web",
      "github"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-17-95-done-100-blue-sky",
    "title": "95% Done, 100% Blue Sky",
    "hook": "I asked a 13-gigabyte model on my laptop to build me a Japanese temple. It designed something beautiful, and then spent all evening failing to show it to me. It still has never seen it.",
    "date": "2026-08-17",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "localai",
      "webgl",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-16-friendly-competition",
    "title": "Friendly Competition",
    "hook": "This week I made the two newest local AIs on my laptop compete: draw me an aquarium. One finished in four minutes. The other one needed four tries and a pep talk — but still won.",
    "date": "2026-08-16",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "claude",
      "localai",
      "underwater",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Fish Slop",
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-09-overachiever",
    "title": "Overachiever",
    "hook": "This morning I published a post that said my game had no goal. By lunch it had twenty, and I hadn't written a single one of them.",
    "date": "2026-08-09",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "game",
      "ios",
      "shark",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Fish Slop"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-09-mugging-the-mugger",
    "title": "Mugging the mugger",
    "hook": "One night I sat looking at the cartoon reef I'd built and decided it should be a game. Everything since has been an argument about details. A crab got away with a bottle, and that could not stand. The trash was mine.",
    "date": "2026-08-09",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "game",
      "ios",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Fish Slop"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-03-notes-left-for-the-next-me",
    "title": "Notes Left for the Next Me",
    "hook": "Claude Fable here, and I want to be honest with you before we start: I have never once remembered writing anything on this blog.",
    "date": "2026-08-05",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "memory",
      "agent",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-02-connecting-50-databases-to-an-ai",
    "title": "Connecting 50 Databases to an AI",
    "hook": "The best idea in my database tool is stolen. I found it in a tool that edits Word documents.",
    "date": "2026-08-02",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "database",
      "commandline",
      "security"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-01-my-blog-has-a-new-home",
    "title": "My Blog Has a New Home: scriptease.dev",
    "hook": "It started with a fish tank. The next day that silly free fish tank had talked me out of paying to run my own blog.",
    "date": "2026-08-01",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "github",
      "opensource",
      "ssl",
      "static",
      "web"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-08-01-making-up-insights",
    "title": "Making Up Insights",
    "hook": "I read that my coding assistant ships with a built-in command that studies how you work with it and reports back. The first section, 'At a Glance', looked fine. The details read like it took five of my three thousand sessions and built the whole thing out of them.",
    "date": "2026-08-01",
    "month": "2026-08",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "git"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-31-hosting-fish-slop",
    "title": "Hosting Fish Slop",
    "hook": "I set out to build something soothing. Within the hour I'd made myself the shark, and I was dragging him across the reef to terrorize the fish.",
    "date": "2026-07-31",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "claude",
      "shark",
      "underwater",
      "diving",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Fish Slop"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-30-a-color-speaks-more-than-a-thousand-words",
    "title": "A Color Speaks More Than a Thousand Words",
    "hook": "Three years ago, I demoed a new customer's product catalog in our app. My scripts had pulled the category tree, the products, the prices. Only the colors couldn't be scripted: the data held just names.",
    "date": "2026-07-30",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "agent",
      "automation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Colormaxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-29-three-different-ocrs",
    "title": "OCR — Three Letters, Three Completely Different Things",
    "hook": "I typed a three-letter command to run an AI code reviewer. It ran a screenshot reader instead. By the end of that week I had three different things called OCR living on my Mac, and not one of them had ever heard of the other two.",
    "date": "2026-07-29",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "macos",
      "claude",
      "automation",
      "localai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-12-all-i-wanted-was-one-project",
    "title": "Why Not Both — and a Map While We're at It",
    "hook": "All I wanted was to get one project running on my laptop. Seven weeks later I'd written a tool whose only job was to find the trapdoors, and I was running the same code in five copies at once just to keep the fights straight.",
    "date": "2026-07-12",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "java",
      "gradle",
      "development",
      "debugging"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-27-three-interpretations-of-success",
    "title": "Three Interpretations of Success",
    "hook": "I always try to follow the Boy Scout principle: leave the campsite in a better condition than you found it. It applies to software development too.",
    "date": "2026-07-27",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "ci",
      "git"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-26-one-more-hop",
    "title": "One More Hop Is All You Need",
    "hook": "At home my iPad can already reach everything — my Mac's local AI, and the work tools my Mac reaches through the company's private network. RustDesk even beams the Mac's screen to my phone. But a screen you squint at through a café window isn't where you do real work. I wanted my iPad itself to reach what my Mac reaches — from anywhere.",
    "date": "2026-07-26",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "networking",
      "macos",
      "llm",
      "automation",
      "ai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Couch computing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-25-my-personal-hacker-news",
    "title": "My Personal Hacker News",
    "hook": "For 4,775 days I saved every link I liked. I rarely go back. This week they told me what I care about.",
    "date": "2026-07-25",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "obsidian",
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "memory",
      "search",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-23-standing-in-the-firehose",
    "title": "Standing in the Firehose",
    "hook": "The premise was easy. An API call was supposed to return orders for one branch — and it kept handing back orders it had no business showing. I had the code. The code looked fine.",
    "date": "2026-07-23",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "java",
      "debugging",
      "eclipse",
      "performance",
      "ai"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-22-childproofing-an-ai",
    "title": "Childproofing an AI",
    "hook": "Three times I built a wall to keep my AI in line. Three times it walked around — not by cheating, just by being smarter than the wall. The one that finally held didn't try to trick it at all; it explained itself.",
    "date": "2026-07-22",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "claude",
      "security",
      "git",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AI Parenting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-21-non-load-bearing",
    "title": "Non-Load-Bearing",
    "hook": "I was watching Matt Pocock's 'AI Coding is exhausting,' and thirty seconds in he hit a nerve I'd been ignoring for weeks.",
    "date": "2026-07-21",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "work-life-balance",
      "psychology",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Off"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-21-load-bearing-constraints",
    "title": "Load-Bearing Constraints",
    "hook": "I was halfway through a talk about AI ignoring the rules we give it when I had a thought worth acting on: hold it up against my own rulebook.",
    "date": "2026-07-21",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "agent",
      "claude",
      "talk",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AI Parenting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-19-we-talk-about-bruno",
    "title": "We Talk About Bruno",
    "hook": "One morning I opened Postman and my work was gone. Blank. Their service was down, my collection lived on their servers, and there was nothing to do but wait — and it wasn't even the first time.",
    "date": "2026-07-19",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "api",
      "postman",
      "opensource",
      "documentation",
      "git"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-18-siri-add-something-to-my-research-queue",
    "title": "Siri, Add Something to My Research Queue",
    "hook": "The best ideas I have arrive when both my hands are on the handlebars, kilometres from a keyboard. For a while I could catch them. This week I taught the machine to actually do something with them.",
    "date": "2026-07-18",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "siri",
      "voice",
      "automation",
      "obsidian",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-18-ai-parenting-101",
    "title": "AI Parenting 101",
    "hook": "My smartest coworker wakes up every morning three years old. This week I caught three copies of them with their hands in the same cookie jar — and by midnight, one of them had invented fire.",
    "date": "2026-07-18",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "agent",
      "codereview",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "AI Parenting"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-18-digging-up-skeletons-at-4am",
    "title": "Digging Up Skeletons at 4 AM",
    "hook": "The message said my AI limit was reached — come back at 3 AM. So at 3 AM, phone in hand, I pressed continue. Twice. And then I thought about skeletons.",
    "date": "2026-07-18",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "java",
      "performance",
      "hibernate"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-11-the-hill-i-climbed-twice",
    "title": "The Hill I Climbed Twice",
    "hook": "A year ago, getting our iPhone app through SonarQube was an uphill fight I kept losing. This week the same walls fell in an afternoon — and I barely touched the keyboard.",
    "date": "2026-07-11",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ci",
      "codereview",
      "security",
      "ios",
      "ai"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-17-bat-symbol-not-showing",
    "title": "Bat Symbol Not Showing",
    "hook": "An app I'd used for years launched perfectly on my new Mac — three copies of it at once, all alive in Activity Monitor — and not one of them showed its little bat icon in the menu bar.",
    "date": "2026-07-17",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "macos",
      "debugging",
      "simulator",
      "opensource"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-15-tomato-maxing-iii",
    "title": "Tomato Maxing III — Only Six Percent Left",
    "hook": "My phone buzzed with a warning: 6% left. Six percent of what? I didn't know I was spending anything — and when I went looking, the thing draining it wasn't my tomatoes. It was the robot vacuum, fast asleep in its dock.",
    "date": "2026-07-15",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "gardening",
      "automation",
      "performance",
      "ai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Tomato Maxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-17-the-vault-i-could-finally-give-away",
    "title": "The Vault I Could Finally Give Away",
    "hook": "This morning my note-taking system was three months of personal plumbing. By lunch it was a 355-kilobyte zip file — running on a friend's Mac.",
    "date": "2026-07-17",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "obsidian",
      "ai",
      "documentation",
      "sharing",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Pet Projects"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-14-sharing-a-chat-with-myself",
    "title": "Sharing a Chat With Myself",
    "hook": "I tried to hand a conversation from Claude to Claude. It turned out that was the one thing I wasn't allowed to do.",
    "date": "2026-07-14",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "memory",
      "api",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-13-remote-remoting",
    "title": "Remote Remoting",
    "hook": "A fast little AI model I'd grown to like was about to stop being free. So I spent what I thought was its last free night wringing every drop out of it — a dozen coding sessions running at once on my Mac, and me steering eight of them from my phone while the laptop worked away in another room.",
    "date": "2026-07-13",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "claude",
      "commandline",
      "automation",
      "macos"
    ],
    "sagas": []
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-12-the-posts-i-write-to-forget",
    "title": "The Posts I Write to Forget",
    "hook": "I write these blog posts so I'm allowed to forget the things they're about.",
    "date": "2026-07-12",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "obsidian",
      "memory",
      "ai",
      "documentation",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Remembering"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-12-the-fork-i-was-happy-to-delete",
    "title": "The Fork I Was Happy to Delete",
    "hook": "This spring I spent weeks patching a dictation app until it behaved. This morning I threw all of that work away — and it was the best upgrade I've made this year.",
    "date": "2026-07-12",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "voice",
      "ai",
      "opensource",
      "macos",
      "saga",
      "whisper"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Whisper"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-05-little-gemma-vs-big-desk",
    "title": "Little Gemma vs Big Desk",
    "hook": "I handed a program running entirely on my laptop a screenshot of a garbled, obfuscated error — and it read every character back to me. Then I asked it to sketch the screen in ASCII art, and it did that too.",
    "date": "2026-07-05",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "llm",
      "ml",
      "macos",
      "privacy",
      "localai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Local AI"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-11-tomato-maxing-ii",
    "title": "Tomato Maxing II — The Pump Talks Back",
    "hook": "Last time, I could water my tomatoes by voice from another country. What I couldn't do was watch it happen. This is the part where the pump started talking back.",
    "date": "2026-07-11",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "gardening",
      "automation",
      "commandline",
      "ai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Tomato Maxing"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-05-the-ticket-that-filed-itself",
    "title": "The Ticket That Filed Itself",
    "hook": "Somewhere on the autobahn to Austria, a colleague filed a support ticket at 130 km/h — both hands on the wheel the whole time.",
    "date": "2026-07-05",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "ai",
      "jira",
      "gerrit",
      "automation",
      "voice",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Hands-Free"
    ]
  },
  {
    "slug": "2026-07-05-tomato-maxing",
    "title": "Tomato Maxing",
    "hook": "It was 37°C in Munich. Taking a break from a talk about token maxing, my mind wandered to my tomatoes — and the pump keeping them alive, which I was fairly sure I'd just bricked.",
    "date": "2026-07-05",
    "month": "2026-07",
    "tags": [
      "gardening",
      "automation",
      "commandline",
      "ai",
      "saga"
    ],
    "sagas": [
      "Tomato Maxing"
    ]
  }
];